how will i quiz?

How will I die?

Your Result: You will die while having sex.
 

Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed…hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny.

You will die from a terminal illness.
 
You will die in a car accident.
 
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
 
You will die while saving someone’s life.
 
You will die in your sleep.
 
You will be murdered.
 
You will die of boredom.
 
How will I die?
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I can deal with that.

H/T to Jim and Eric.

have never played d&d…

…but I guess this is okay:
I Am A: Neutral Good Human Druid/Sorcerer (3rd/3rd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength-10
Dexterity-12
Constitution-12
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-15
Charisma-14

Alignment:
Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Primary Class:
Druids gain power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. They hate the unnatural, including aberrations or undead, and destroy them where possible. Druids receive divine spells from nature, not the gods, and can gain an array of powers as they gain experience, including the ability to take the shapes of animals. The weapons and armor of a druid are restricted by their traditional oaths, not simply training. A druid’s Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast.

Secondary Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

(H/T to Jim and Eric.)

one quiz to rule them all…

Gandalf…

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

A wandering spirit caring for a multitude of just concerns, you are an instrumental power in many of the causes around you.

And so am I, very dangerous: more dangerous than anything you will ever meet, unless you are brought alive before the seat of the Dark Lord.

Gandalf is a character from the Middle-Earth universe. TheOneRing.net has a description of him.

H/T to Jim.

this quiz you speak of is most curious…

…and pretty damned accurate:


Your result for The Social Persona Test (What kind of man/woman are you?)…

The Renaissance Faire Wench (QLAF)

Quirky Liberal Alpha Female

The hardest part about being the Renn. Faire Wench is that people often mistake you for a beta female. This is not so. You might be quite flirtatious, but you are hardly relient on men. You like to do things the mainstream would consider weird, (like dress in costume, perhaps?). Eat, drink, and be merry, but make sure whoever you date respects you and does not take advantage of your laid-back attitude. (BTW, you are likely the only type who can see That Creepy Guy (NLBM) for who he is, helping him to bring out the Manga Geek (QLBM) inside. This does not mean you have to date one, however. You are quite flexible and can enjoy the company of many of the types.)

PS: You are one of my favorite of the eight female types to date. If you happen to be in your twenties and live in New England, perhaps you would like to send me a message. 😀

You are more QUIRKY than NORMAL.

You are more LIBERAL than TRADITIONAL.

You are more DOMINANT than PASSIVE.

When picking a date, consider: The Lord of the Misfits (QLAM), The Fratt Boy (NLAM), The Snowball’s Chance in Hell (QTBM), The Manga Geek (QLBM), or That Creepy Guy (NLBM).

(Image from http://www.buycostumes.com/Lock-Lace-Bodice-Navy-Renaissance-Collection-Adult/27296/ProductDetail.aspx)


Take The Social Persona Test (What kind of man/woman are you?)
at HelloQuizzy

simply lovely…

Wow. What a voice.

In addition (aside from the fact that this is a stunning rendition of one of my top two favorite songs from Les Miserables) the expression on Simon Cowell’s face at 4:02 is priceless.

What an adorable and wonderfully talented woman.

eet’s only queez theen…

Your result for The Cookie Test…

Wafer

You scored 54% softness and 50% chaos!

You are one semi-soft cookie…and you’re neither chunky nor uniformly smooth. Therefore, you are a wafer cookie! Yum!The scoring for this test contained two variables, soft vs crunchy and chunky vs smooth. In personality terms, the soft continuum went from 0% being very harsh or rigid to 100% being very flexible or enjoying cute things. The chaos continuum went from 0% being very organized to 100% being very adventurous.

See the other cookies:

Softness Chaos Cookie
Low Low Gingersnap
Low Med Oreo
Low High M&M
Med Low Sugar
Med Med Wafer
Med High Chocolate Chip
High Low Molasses
High Med Peanut Butter
High High Oatmeal Raisin


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I do hope I don’t disagree with Mr. Creosote.

color me not shocked…

What Be Your Nerd Type?

Your Result: Drama Nerd

You sure do love the spotlight and probably have a very out-going and loud personality. Or not. That’s just a stereotype, of course. Participation in the theatre is something to be very proud of. Whether you have a great voice for musicals, or astounding skills for dramas/comedies; keep up the good work. We need more entertainment these days that isn’t television and video games (not that these things are bad, necessarily.)

Literature Nerd
Social Nerd
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Musician
Anime Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type?
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cue twilight zone theme…

 

Your Score: CHICAGO!

You scored 54% Style, 9% Climate, and 70% Culture!

You are Chicago, Illinois. Chicago is the largest city in Illinois and the seat of Cook County. It stretches for 22 mi along the southwest shore of Lake Michigan in the northeast part of the state. The name Chicago is thought to come from an Algonquian word meaning “onion” or “skunk.” Today, Chicago is a major Great Lakes port and the commercial, financial, industrial, and cultural center of the Midwest. The manufacturing industries dominate the wholesale and retail trade, and trade in agricultural commodities is important to the economy. The Chicago Board of Trade is the largest agricultural futures market in the world. Among Chicago’s many attractions are the Art Institute of Chicago, the Field Museum of Natural History, the Jane Addams’ Hull House Museum, Navy Pier, and numerous architectural landmarks such as the Sears Tower and Frank Lloyd Wright’s Robie House.

Yeah, that’s right…it says “onion” or “skunk,” but you are definitely neither (and neither is your city). In fact, you are a very stylish person and cultured as well. You probably find that above information interesting because you like to learn things about your surroundings. And what surroundings they are- fast-paced, non-stop, always awake, and full of interesting people. You prefer city-life, and all the stores, restaurants, and arts it has to offer. And you certainly won’t let the cold or rain keep you down. You’re going to do what you want, when you want, and dammit, you’re going to have some fun, too!

Link: The Which Major U.S. City Are You? Test written by weeredII on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I haven’t been back to Chicago since I was born (we left well before my first birthday) and I’ve only seen it from a Greyhound bus while on my way to Michigan with my mom about twenty years ago, but I have always felt a connection to it.

Guess I have to go back now…

not a good name…

…for a girl born in Chicago:

Christmas Elf Name

My Christmas Elf Name is

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quiz so clean you could eat off it…

Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* dead (2x)
* sex (1x)

Mingle2Online Dating

For fuck’s sake. That’s bullshit.

(Maybe I should have written about Goatse double-penetration felch hentai. Yeesh.)

(Words of warning: if you don’t know what those words mean, DO NOT look them up. Trust me on this. BTW, I’m not about to tell you how many of those words I had to look up and which ones I already knew. Sorry.)

(Update: after publishing the above, I tried the quiz again:
Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* dead (3x)
* fucking (2x)
* ass (1x)

Mingle2Online Dating

None of the flag words appeared in this entry. “Fucking” was the closest.

Quiz is whacked.)