writing a letter to santa…

cross-posted from Ordinary Goddess

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In June I gave Gryffud a kidney (1000 points). Last month I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn’t glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Friday I helped Kymm across the street (6 points). In February I gave Polarbeast some porn (-10 points). In August I helped Gralyn hide a body (-173 points)

Overall, I’ve been nice (137 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!

Sincerely,
Ordinary Goddess

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Wow, Gryffud, thanks for letting me donate that kidney. It made up for that whole Iraq thing. (I guess saving nuns helped too.) And I totally scored with the Wii! WooHoo!

Happy (Belated) Holidays to every one!

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