oh, how i’ve quizzed you…

It’s been a very long time since I’ve posted a quiz (borrowed from Perpetual Off Night):

The Wit

(57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it’s also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart – Woody Allen – Ricky Gervais


The 3-Variable Funny Test!
– it rules –
If you’re interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 77% on darkness
You scored higher than 28% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 2% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid

Ooh, John Stewart likes me! Whee!

Oh, he’s like me. Nevermind.

(How many of y’all caught The Daily Show Thursday night? John against Christopher Hitchens? A thing of beauty. No wonder he’s my pretend boyfriend. *swoon*)

Modern, Cool Nerd
65 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 21% Dork For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.

Nerds didn’t use to be cool, but in the 90’s that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn’t quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and “geek is chic.” The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!

Congratulations!

Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you’re interested in either of the following:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Professional Wrestling
Love & Sexuality
Thanks Again! — THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 53% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 75% on geekosity
You scored higher than 22% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid

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